Beer Jokes

Toilet paper

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic
surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey,
you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it
without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

"How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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