Beer Jokes

The Patch

Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having
a good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees the
flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over. The other
two are real nervous, "What do we do with our beers? We're in
trouble!" "No," the driver says, "just do this: pull the
label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead
and let me do the talking." So they all pull the labels off
their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads. The
policeman walks up and says, "You boys were swerving down the
road. Have you been drinking?" The driver says, "Oh, no
officer," and points to his forehead, "we're on the patch,
trying to quit."

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