Religion Jokes

The Pastor and the Bartender

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the
restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until
people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up
to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you>>
should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a
restroom."

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a
naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor. "I'll look the other
way."

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at
the top of the stairs and he proceeded to the
restroom.

After a few minutes, the pastor came back out and the whole
place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to
the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came
in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then
the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and
now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would
you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "Every time the fig leaf
is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole
place. Now, how about a drink?"

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