Religion Jokes

God Will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about
the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study
for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but
what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to
live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide
for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such
as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies,
"God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support
children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancee.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the
father questions, the young idealist insists that God will
provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the
good news is he thinks I'm God."

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