An Unusual Confession
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders
over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down
and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the
drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing
impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but
still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the
wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin' mate, there's
no paper in this one either."