Religion Jokes

It Is Tough Being a Monk

There was a man who was fed up with modern society, and
decided to become a Monk. He checked out a number of
monasteries and chose one he liked. The only reservation he
had with it was, he had to take a vow of silence and could
only say two words every one year. He took the vow and began
his first year of service without saying a word.


At the end of one long year he was brought before the head
of the monastery and was asked what two words he would like
to say.


His response was "FOOD BAD."


And that was it for another long year, until he was once
again allowed to say another two words. After two years of
service he was brought before the head of the monastery and
was asked what two words he would like to say.


His response was: "MORE BLANKETS."


And that was it for another long year, until he was once
again allowed to say another two words. After three years of
service he was brought before the head of the monastery and
asked what two words he would like to say.


His response was: "I QUIT!"


The head Monk answered back: "You might as well. You have
done nothing but complain since you have been here!"

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