A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation when
nun walked into his room. She was there to cheer up the
and lame. They start talking and she asks about his life.
talks about his wife and his 13 children.
"My, my," says the nun, "13 children, a good, proper
family. God is very proud of you."
"I'm sorry Sister," he says, "I am not Catholic, I'm
"Jewish!" she replies, "You sex maniac you."