A Priest and a Rabbi Buy a Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue
across the street from each other. Since their schedules
intertwined, they decided to combine their finances and buy a
car together. They drove it home and parked it in the street
between their establishments.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest
sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so
he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm
blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi replied "Oh," then he ran back into the synagogue.
He reappeared a few minutes later with a hack saw, ran to the
car and cut off the last 2 inches of the tail pipe.