Water to Wine
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and gets
stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the
minister's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the
floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the minister.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The minister looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's
done it again!"