The Second Flood
God appears to the people of the world and says that he will
in three days flood the earth again.
Soon afterwards the Pope appears on world-wide television
and sends all Catholics the message that they must pray and
ask for forgiveness of their sins so they may go to heaven.
Next a Protestant representative urges all Protestants to
clean up all of their business and put their affairs right in
preparation for the end of the world.
Finally their appears a Jewish leader who looks out at the
world television audience and says "Jews of the world . . .
You have only three days to learn to live underwater!