Walking on Water
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing when Jesus
says, "I want to perform a miracle so it will feel like the
good old days."
Moses says, "Yeah, sure."
So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on water, that
was always a good one."
So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the
water and sinks like a stone. Moses drags him back into the
boat and revives him.
Moses says, "What's the problem?"
Jesus replies, "I don't know, but it could be these holes in