Beer Jokes

Beer President's Have a Beer

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy
from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a
bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from
Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me
'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer
made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He
gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give
me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives
him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look
over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and
the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys
aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

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