Beer Jokes

The Blonde and the Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to
entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his
usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in
the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just
about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes!. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does
a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being
respected at work and in my
community, of reaching my full potential as a person. You
and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women at large, all in the name of

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the
blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to
that little jerk on your knee!"

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