Beer Jokes

The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking and Brain Development

The Buffalo Theory of Beer Drinking and Brain Development

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast
as the slowest brain cells. The slowest buffalo are the sick
and weak so they die off first, making it possible for the
herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak,
slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by
excessive beer drinking and socializing, making the brain
operate faster.

The moral of the story: Drink more
beer, it will make you smarter.

Share
More Jokes: