Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work
on your tan.
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic
Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them.
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11. No one steals your chair anymore.