You're Not Getting Older . . .
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with
this inscription: "You are not getting older. You are just
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put
'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just
getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake
that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."