Beer Jokes

An Ocean of Beer

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic
escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the
boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old
lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed
the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a
genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that
he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted
out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his
hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea
turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping
of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered
their circumstances.

One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been
granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke:
"Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have to piss in the

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