Do Unto Others . . .
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman charges
him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.
After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so
he orders another beer and a steak. The barman
charges him 50 cents, 15 for the beer and 35 for the food.
After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over
and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever had. I
want to talk to the manager and thank him."
"No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the man.
"Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down