Under the Freedom of Information Act & the Federal Privacy
Act of 1999, I understand that my work performance is being
evaluated. I have the right to review and discuss
differences in order to resolve them and I have the right to
request amendment to and/or modification of my review.
KNOWLEDGE OF JOB:
__ The son of a bitch really knows his
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
__ Only has half a brain & is dangerous.
__ F##cking brain damaged! A dirt sample
has a higher I.Q.
ACCURACY ON THE JOB:
__ Does excellent work if not
preoccupied with pussy.
__ Pretty good, occasionally blows it.
__ Has to take his shoes off to count
higher than ten.
__ Couldn't count his BALLS & get the
same answer twice!
ATTITUDE TO CO-WORKERS:
__ Extremely cooperative (kisses ass
__ Brown noser in POOR standing.
__ Often pisses-off co-workers (thinks
it is his job).
__ Doesn't give a SHIT! Never has,
__ A very dependable little cocksucker.
__ Can rely on him at EVALUATION time.
__ Can rely on him to be the FIRST one
out the f##cking door.
__ Totally f##cking worthless!
__ Extremely neat, even combs his pubic
__ Looks great at evaluation time.
__ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch.
__ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow
ON THE JOB PERFORMANCE:
__ Goes like hell, if there's money in
__ Works like crazy around evaluation
__ Must set him on fire to get him
__ Couldn't do less work if he was in a
__ Carries a chainsaw and gets good
__ Occasionally gets told to F##k OFF!
__ Mary Poppins tells him to GET F##ked!
__ Couldn't lead a pack of hungry wolves
I understand that I have been evaluated: