What Do You Get For Yard Work?
The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday
morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off
He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway
through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the
driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for
The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady
who lives here, lets me sleep with her."