Whose Dad is Better?
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He
can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets
there before the arrow."
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father
is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head.
He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is
a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by