Beer Jokes

Pardon Me

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother
said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says,
"Pardon" to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man
and he said,"P ardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch
and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in
the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was
added
to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter
who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy
behavior."

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says,
"Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"

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