A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother
said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says,
"Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man
and he said,"P ardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch
and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in
the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was
to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!
She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter
who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says,
"Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"