SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal
Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
This group operates a scam around this time every year.
Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will
take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions
of the United States government. This is untrue!
The money the IRS collects is used to fund various
inefficient and pointless social engineering projects. This
organization has ties to another shady outfit called the
Social Security Administration, who claim to take money from
your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement. In
truth, the SSA uses the money to pay for the same misguided
make-work projects the IRS helps mastermind. These scam
artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of
billions of dollars. Don't be among them!
Please copy this envelope in triplicate according to the
guidelines of the "Paperwork Augmentation Act" of 1999 and
then tear up all three of these envelopes a hundred pieces
and send the pieces to the following address:
IRS, "FORM 1040 - NOT EZ" - Rejected Refunds Division
Office 1600, Room 412, Cubicle 13, Desk 7, Filing Cabinet 6,
Drawer 3, Space 62, Folder 5 Washington, DC 20000-0000
"FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T WANT
TO PAY TAXES"