Give the Frog a Loan
A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan.
The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan
Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have
The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant.
Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, "I don't know.
I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to
He goes into Mr. Larson's office and comes back.
Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant
and says, "It's a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a