The Right Car for the Profession
Three men were discussing their careers and the vehicles
"I'm a veterinarian", said the first fellow. "So, naturally,
I drive a white 'Vette'.
The men smiled in amusement.
The second man continued, "I run a sign company, so I drive
a purple Neon".
The men smiled and the first two now looked at the third to
hear his answer. However, the third man was unusually quiet.
The first two men prodded him to answer since they had each
"Well", he finally spoke, "I'm a proctologist and I have a