There's a Fly in My Beer
A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3
pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their
The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly
removes the fly from his brew.
The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly
away with a finger.
The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says,
"Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out. Now!"