Beer Jokes

There's a Fly in My Beer

A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3
pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their

The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly
removes the fly from his brew.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly
away with a finger.

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says,
"Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out. Now!"

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