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How to Lose Weight at Work Without Doing Much

How to Lose Weight at Work Without Doing Much


Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the
number of calories per hour they consume.


Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75 Jumping to
conclusions . . . . . . . . 100 Climbing the walls . . . . .
. . . . . 150 Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25 Throwing your
weight around (depending on your weight). ..50-300 Dragging
your heels. . . . . . . . . . 100 Pushing your luck. . . . .
. . . . . . 250 Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50 Wading through
paperwork . . . . . . . 300 Bending over backwards . . . . .
. . . 75 Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . . 200
Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . . .25 Running around in
circles. . . . . . . 350 Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . .
. 225 Tooting your own horn. . . . . . . . . .25 Climbing the
ladder of success . . . . 750 Pulling out the stops. . . . .
. . . . .75 Adding fuel to the fire. . . . . . . . 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end. . . . .12 To which you may
want to add your own favorite activities, including: Opening
a can of worms . . . . . . . . .50 Putting your foot in your
mouth. . . . 300 Starting the ball rolling. . . . . . . .90
Going over the edge. . . . . . . . . . .25 Picking up the
pieces after. . . . . . 350 Counting eggs before they hatch.
. . . . 6 Calling it quits . . . . . . . . . . . . 2

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