Customer Needs Assistance
I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting
goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required
to make store-wide pages, e.g.,"I have a customer in hardware
who needs assistance at the paint counter."
One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom
system with the (I kid you not) following message:
"I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs