Business Jokes

Travel Agent Humor

A client inquired about a package to Hawaii. After going
over all the prices, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly
to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

A secretary called in looking for hotel in Los Angeles. She
asked about several hotels, none of which the travel agent
could find. The agent finally had her FAX a list. To the
agent's suprise it was a list of hotels in New Orleans,
Louisiana. She thought the LA stood for Los Angeles, and the
New Orleans was a suburb of L.A. Worst of all, when the agent
called her back, she was not even embarrassed.

A women called a travel agent and said, " I need to fly to
Pepsi Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she
meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said,
"Yea, whatever."

A businessman called with a question about the documents he
needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion
about passports, the agent reminded him he needed a Visa. "Oh
no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to
have one of those." The agent doubled checked, and sure
enough, his stay required a Visa. When I told him he said,
"Look, I've been to China four times and everytime they have
accepted my American Express."

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