Beer Jokes

Drinker's Alphabet

Drinker's Alphabet


A is for Alcohol :The key to surviving college B is for
Beer :The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for
chugging C is for Class :What you're supposed to get up
and go to after a Thursday night party D is for Dancing :A
favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic E is for Emergency :The keg is empty or there is
no one over 21 in your drinking party F is for Fucked-Up
:Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out G is
for Games :Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging
beers H is for Hang-over :Reminds you of how great last
night was and how much you drank I is for Idiot :The guy
that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party J
is for Jail :Where you'll end up after trying to use a
fake ID or stagger home K is for Kissing :What you'll do
to anything that moves after 15 beers L is for Lord
:Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving
alcohol M is for Money :That which you no longer have due
to too much partying N is for Not Again! :What you scream
when you wake up beside someone you don't know P is for Pee
:What you have to do every five minutes while you're
drinking beer Q is for Quilt :What you puked on last night
in bed and have to clean in the morning R is for Reform
:What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the
toilet S is for Sex :What you did with that person you met
last night while you were drunk T is for Ten :The number
of beers it takes ME to get drunk U is for Underage :Most
of the drinking population in college town V is for Vodka
:The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in
an hour W is for Worm :The part of Tequila that reminds
you of Biology class tomorrow X is for X-Ray :How they can
see into your stomach before they pump it Y is for Yourself
:The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end Z is for
Zoned :How you will be for the next 12 hours following
drinking

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