Christmas Jokes

Immaculate Conception

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The
doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting
these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most
mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the
mother and says, "Well,I don't know how to tell you this but
your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never
ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is
there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last
time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm
going to miss it this time!"

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