The Three Wise Men - With Fire Hats
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that
showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One
small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I
left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked
the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees
never do read the Bible!"
I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall
anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled
through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a
Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here,
'The three wise man came from afar.'"