Christmas Jokes

The Three Wise Men - With Fire Hats

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that
showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One
small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing
firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I
left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked
the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees
never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall
anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled
through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a

Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here,
'The three wise man came from afar.'"

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