Christmas Jokes

Santa's Pick Up Lines

* I know when you`ve been bad or good, so let's skip the
small talk, sister!


* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?


* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?


* Some of my best toys run on batteries...


* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?


* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND
naughty" list!


* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?


* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just
glad to see you!

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