Christmas Jokes

Santa Renews His Pilots License

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the
Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before
Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation,
had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer.
Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was
in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He check the
reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He
painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance
calculations for sled's
enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and
fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the
compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's
surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you
this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

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