Christmas Jokes

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Dysfunctional Family Version

Rudy the Deadbeat Father
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Rudy the dead beat fath-er
Won't support his fam-i-ly--
Dooming his wife and children
To a life of pov-er-ty.
Rudy enjoys the good life--
Takes a Roy-al princess cruise;
Makes it with busty bim-bos--
Drinks the most expensive booze
When the law got on his trail,
Rudy changed his name;
grew a moustache and goatee
had some plastic sur-ger-y.
Rudy the deadbeat fath-er
loves the gliter and the glow
if he had only known it
He'd have split ten years ago!

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