Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
4 Oz. Fruit Bits
1 Railroad Tie
Large Rubber Mallot
WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an
Cut a one-foot section from the middle of your railroad tie.
block of wood should be the size and shape of a loaf of
Then, take some fruit bits and pound them into the block
with your rubber
mallot. Spread the colors around, or you might wind up with
an ugly fruitcake. Don't be afraid to throw some elbow grease
into that mallot!
Good fruit bits should be much harder than the railroad tie,
so you can't
For best result, you should pre-treat the fruit bits by
setting them on
top of your garage for a year (or by microwaving them on
HIGH for 30
Finally, cover it tightly in plastic wrap, and give your
loved ones the
timeless and enduring gift of fruitcake!