Christmas Jokes

Christmas Signs in Stores

TOY STORE: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."

At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and
mangle with the crowd."

A Texas jeweller store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three
for $200,000.

A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."

In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything ... a
calendar to remind him when payments are due."

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