the geinie at the bar
One night a guy walked into a bar and sat down next to this
guy. He looks over and sees that he has a little piano player
playing beautiful music! He asks "where did you get that?"
The other guy replies "See that guy at the end of the bar?
He's a geinie, and he'll grant you a wish!" So the guy calls
over to the geinie for a thousand bucks. POOF! All of a
sudden a thousand DUCKS flew into the bar. So the guy says to
the other guy with the little piano player "I think he has a
hearing problem" The guy exclaimed "Do you think I asked for
a 12-inch PIANIST?!?"