Picture in My Pocket
It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He sat
down and asked the bartender to bring him a beer. The
bartender did and the man quickly drank down the beer, then
looked into his pocket, sighed, and asked the bartender for
another beer. Once he received this beer, the man again
drank it down and looked into his pocket again, sighed, and
ordered another beer.
This went on for quite some time and each time the man
finished a beer he would look into his pocket and then order
another. Now the bartender had gotten curious and said, "Hey
man, how come every time you drink a beer you look into your
The man replied, "Well.....I have a picture of my wife in my
pocket and I keep on drinking until she looks good, and then
I go home."