Beer Jokes

Buy Everyone a Round

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a
drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the
house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

The bartender does just as the drunk requested and hands the
man a bill for $57.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender gets angry and throws him out into the
street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once
again says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy
everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give
me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and
figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough
to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him
the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the
house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for
$67.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He gets furious, picks the
guy up and hurls him
out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and
says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy every one in the
house a drink, give me the bill.

In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this
time?"

The drunk replies, "You!? No way! You get too violent when
you drink."

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