A Man Walks Into a Bar...
A man walks into a bar. As he passes the cigarette machine,
he hears it say, "You smell bad and you are ugly." Then he
hears a voice apparently coming from a nearby plate of
peanuts. "You really are a very handsome young man." the nuts
The man turns to the bartender and asks for an explination.
The bartender replies, "The cigarette machine is out of
order and the nuts are complimentary."