This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire.
A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him
to offer help. The man says he's doing OK and doesn't need
The officer takes a walk around the car to make sure
everything is OK. He spots a large knife with a fancy handle
on the passenger seat. When he enquires about the knife, the
man says it's his and he uses it as a juggler at the local
The officer then asks him to demonstrate his act to be sure
the man is telling the truth, and the man goes through his
Meanwhile a car with two recovering alcoholics drives by.
The driver says to his passenger, "Man ... I am glad I
stopped drinking when I did. It's amazing what they make
them do these days at those roadside sobriety checks."