Beer Jokes

Sobriety Test

This man at the side of the road was fixing his flat tire.
A police car stops behind his and the officer strolls to him
to offer help. The man says he's doing OK and doesn't need
help.

The officer takes a walk around the car to make sure
everything is OK. He spots a large knife with a fancy handle
on the passenger seat. When he enquires about the knife, the
man says it's his and he uses it as a juggler at the local
circus.

The officer then asks him to demonstrate his act to be sure
the man is telling the truth, and the man goes through his
routine.

Meanwhile a car with two recovering alcoholics drives by.
The driver says to his passenger, "Man ... I am glad I
stopped drinking when I did. It's amazing what they make
them do these days at those roadside sobriety checks."

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