Beer Jokes

Drunk Test

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to
prove to the barman that he is sober.

He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see
that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were
drunk, I'd see four!"

The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he
responds, "You're drunker than I thought!", taking the rest
of the alcohol away, "That cat isn't coming in, it's going
out!"

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