A guy walks into a bar and sits down. Hey says "Barman, a
black and tan please!" The barman makes him the best black
and tan he ever tasted, using Guiness and Bass Ale. As he
enjoys his beer, another man walks in and sits next to him.
He says "Barman, a Coors Light please." The first man
says "Ahh Coors Light, that brinks back memories, like the
time I made love in a boat." The other man says "What do you
mean?" The first guy says "Well, It's fucking close to