This guy goes into a bar and sees a man pounding shots of
bourbon as fast as the bartender can pour them. He watches
for a while then finally goes up to the drunk.
"What kind of a way is that to drink good bourbon?" he asks.
"It's the only way I can drink it since my accident," the
man replies, throwing down two more shots in fast order.
"What kind of accident was that?"
The man guzzles another shot, shudders and then answers, "I
once knocked over a drink with my elbow."