A big, mean looking biker ties up a nasty german shepard in
front of a bar, walks on in, sets down, and orders a beer.
Shortly after, a gay man walks in and asks, "who owns that
thweet doggie tied up in front?" The biker growls "its mine,
who wants to know?" The gay man replys "well, my poodle iths
killing it." "What," the biker roars with laughter, "the hell
are you talking about? There is no way in hell your poodle
can kill my german shepard!" "Oh yeth there iths. Your dog
iths choking on it!"