I'll Screw Anybody
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed
woman sitting on a bar stool alone.
He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says,
"I'll screw anybody at any time, any where . . . your place
or my place, it doesn't matter to me."
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "Really? What law
firm do you work for?"