Mexican sorcerer to counter Cameroon sorcery

The World Cup gives the opportunity for some of the world’s leading nutters to take centre stage.

In that spirit, the self-proclaimed Grand Warlock of Mexico, Antonio Vazquez, had performed a ritual to help El Tri succeed in Brazil.

The Grand Warlock pronounced, “We completely blocked the team of Cameroon so that they can’t do any damage with their sorcery and rituals”.

The Grand Warlock also claimed that the Argentinean national team has been using sorcery since 1986, whilst he was also convinced that Cristiano Ronaldo’s recent injury was all due to black magic.